We've had the best of times, we've had the worst of times.
Here you'll find the most hilarious and screwed things in and out of the Productions. Knock yourselves out!
Ching: So...who thought of this page again?
Rien and the Music Boxers: ...us?
Chi & Natsu: What are you planning to put in it?
Migs: We...don't know.
Skyle: Oh jeez. Content coming soon!
Quotes, jokes and inside jokes we found hiLArious and consequently amassed over the years. Knock yourselves out.
"Hey Oliver, got boob?"
- Oges on a variation of a Got Milk joke using Beyblade characters
“Beggars can’t be choosers.”
– Nii while feeding the cats
“Just pull out a thread! It’ll make your life easier!”
– Oges on Dee and ripping apart her flag for a project
“I’m gonna cook you raw!”
–Froe tries to frighten the Fish
“Chick-chick-chicKEeEen!”
- Dee with me and Froe in Gate1
“The Biscuit Boys!”
– Oges mishearing the Blitzkrieg Boys
“What? Frenchmen formed the Bastille?”
– Ja mishearing the Storming of the Bastille
“O baka naman iniistorbo namin yung mga ballet lessons nila!”
– Bryan K. insulting BEGA in the Filipino version of Beyblade G-Rev
“Oh great. Now you destroyed the ecosystem.”
– Yami scolding Marik when he sent all the spiders to the shallow realm in a YuGiOh fic entitled Yami Bonding Time
“Woe is me.”
– Seto Kaiba in Yugioh gone Shakespeare
“Who came first? Napoleon or Hitler?”
– Yan on our Academic Paper
"What's that? A mosh pit?"
- Ja on the French people during the discussion of the public executions of Louis XVI and Marie-Antionette
Yan: (asking a question about the Napoleonic Era) Who's Napoleon's brother?
Lady: (having just reviewed Animal Farm) Snowball!
"You don't know that beavers go squeaky-squeaky because the only beavers that go squeaky-squeaky are the ones that are trapped here..."
- Nii on a creaky hut
"I have decided that I like dates."
- Gwen after eating a date-filled crumbly cookie
"Don't judge me, I'm already a book that's covered!"
- Mum on office politics
"Don't be aspiring film makers, BE film makers!"
- Ramon Bautista on a talk concerning TV Production
Crunk: to be crazy and drunk at the same time.
Don't make someone a priority if they only make you an option.
I can't stop the downpour but I'll always join you for a walk in the rain.
Everyone's going to hurt you. You just have to decide who's worth the pain.
Forgive your enemies: nothing annoys them as much.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
War teaches us not to love our enemies but to hate our allies.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.
There is no better bond of friendship than that of a mutual enemy.
The rule is perfect: In all matters of opinion, our opponents are insane.
It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket.
"If your parents never had kids, chances are, you won't either." - Dick Cavett